I saw an abomination.

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09/15/2014 at 13:17 • Filed to: None

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Here is a 2014 BMW 328i GT. It is, to say the least, hideous. I don't mind the coupe or sedan, but the GT? Ew.

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Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Haimatox
09/15/2014 at 13:19

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They're popping up like pimples over here. People love compromises because they're just so indecisive.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
09/15/2014 at 13:20

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Wouldn't be surprised if these are being sold at a steep discount. Read somewhere that the 5 Series GT can be had with almost $15k off sticker.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Haimatox
09/15/2014 at 13:21

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Kinja'd!!! titsinmymitts > Haimatox
09/15/2014 at 13:24

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Man, that thing is bizarre. It's like a lowered X6.

I saw one on the road last week. Looked horrendous. It's like a half-assed hatchback. Like they tried to keep a coupe silhouette while still having a hatch. The end result—-garbage.


Kinja'd!!! Haimatox > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/15/2014 at 13:24

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Wow I never thought about that...


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Haimatox
09/15/2014 at 13:26

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I literally just remembered it from that first pic. It's even called a GT!


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Haimatox
09/15/2014 at 13:33

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The ultimate (Autobahn) driving machine. Only needs more V12.


Kinja'd!!! twochevrons > Haimatox
09/15/2014 at 13:37

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Unpopular opinion here, but I don't think it actually looks too bad. Sure, there have been better-looking implementations of the coupé-hatch body style (Citroën Xantia, Rover SD1, Ford Sierra, nearly every Saab ever), but I'm a big fan of it – you get a much bigger load opening (and if done right, a bigger load area) than a saloon, while still keeping a moderately sleek body.

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Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Haimatox
09/15/2014 at 14:01

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Hyundai did :D


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Haimatox
09/15/2014 at 14:02

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It makes the 3 series look like a hunch-back leper. (no offense to hunch-backs or lepers)


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Haimatox
09/15/2014 at 16:06

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The weird thing is that they will grow on you. I live in the Munich area so I see a ton of them. At first I was like WTF? Then it was like "not my cup o' tea". And now don't really mind them anymore. I wouldn't buy one but there are much uglier cars around. Wait til you see one in white, much better than this black one.